OK! So fair warning.. If you dont want to read about me going on a rant or see bad words you should probably exit out of this blog now! :) Because WTH is that huge yard ornament doing in my neighbors yard??!!! OMG, my blood is boiling.. I hate having neighbors.. at least in a neighborhood that their are no laws to live by.. And those laws should be this, mow your lawn regularly, fix broken windows/shutters and DO NOT put huge concrete birdbaths in your front yard!! Good thing I'm moving to the country!!! Aww, I can just see it now, no neighbors on either side of me, Glorious!! I just wish it was yesterday that I was moving there.. Because these common sense house laws are something my neighbors clearly know nothing about! Because instead of using their money for landscaping, fixing their broken front window or buying a weed wacker they decided to put their money to better use and buy a BIRDBATH! Good call guys!! It looks beautiful right there in your front jungle that is 5 feet from my manicured lawn... Really, its amazing! Amazingly gross!!! Ah! What is wrong with people?? And while they are admiring their latest yard decor their dog comes and takes a huge dump in the middle of my front yard! For a second I thought I was being tested and filmed on one of those shows.. but no such luck.. It was all reality! Great!!.. I love birdbaths and crap!!... these are the people mind you that started a fight with me because I asked them to stop parking in front of MY mailbox long enough for the mail man to deliver my mail.. Hmmm. that was a fun day... Those are real gen-u-ine people right there :).... anyway.. as you can tell I cant wait to enjoy the birdbath everyday as I load my kids in the car or the mosquito's that the standing gross water will attract........... Ok.. Now let me apologize for all that maddness... I really needed to vent and I'm sure some of you will find this very amusing... And I dont mean to offend those of my friends that have birdbaths in your yard.. Im sure its very tasteful ;).... Good Talk!! :) until the next explosion!! ~luv's
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